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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Randy Moss Schedules Frontal Lobotomy!!!

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 By J.S. Lambert

Randy Moss is unemployed and heading toward an NFL city near you!  Looks like Mike Tyson got some coo-koo competition.  Moss has always seemed to be a couple sandwiches short of a picnic basket, but now he has gone completely country crazy. 

Within the last thirty days, Randy has destroyed relationships with two NFL elite organizations.  Days after begging to be traded from the New England Patriots in exchange for a future 3rd round pick, (and getting his wish) Moss’s new team played the Patriots.  After the game, Moss (while still a Viking) expressed how much he missed the Patriots.  This didn’t sit well with the Minnesota Vikings.  Hours later, his name hit the NFL’s waiver wire.

What would lure a man to trade a perfect situation with Brady, Belichick, and the Pats for Old Fart Farve and the Happpless Vikings?  Maybe there’s a method to his madness.  Is it possible that Moss didn’t realize just how hideous the situation in Minnesota got?  Something tells me that Moss is cracking up, and Mike Tyson’s preparing for a roommate in the loony bin. 

What do you think?

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