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Friday, March 4, 2011

Grant Storms Arrested: Anti-Gay Christian Pastor Charged Over Public Masturbation


Nice.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Friday, February 18, 2011

Short Siesta-

Lazy is a Siesta in a Hammock by the Sea,
And there in Flip Flops,
You’ll find me!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Your Secret's Safe Victoria


                              (Video from CBS.com)
Christmas is approaching in a few short weeks.  So once again, Victoria and 34 of her sexy friends strapped on their wonderful winter wings and strutted into our homes to reveal their secrets to the world.  It’s the day of the year when husbands are encouraged (and often forced) to watch knockout-beautiful supermodels parade up and down glittery runways, in pretty panties, with naughty intentions.  Wives, fianc├ęs and girlfriends watch intently as the perfect 10’s thrust their tight butt cheeks gracefully across the stage. 

What would motivate women to allow their men to gaze at these scantily clad strumpets?  Upon thorough analyzation, the results are in; when women feel they have a decent chance at receiving nice gifts, they’re willing to ignore what’s normally infuriated them for centuries.  So...all bets are off!  Jealousy has left the building!  Men, take advantage of this annual, free-for-all fetish.  Come Christmas day, make sure you bear underwear, otherwise, Victoria’s Secret pantie playground, will be closed.  
 J.S. Lambert

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Leslie Nielsen Tribute


Leslie Nielsen is dead at the age of 84. It’s sad to see him go, though it was crazy nice that he was around for so long. He was a man ahead of his time who paved the way for many comedians today. He was uniquely hilarious with a fresh style that hit you off guard. The old man’s silver hair would lull you into thinking he was going to say something within the realms of  politically correct or socially acceptable, but before you knew it he was busting out comments so vulgar Richard Pryor was offended. His perfectly delivered, slapstick verbiage carved Mr. Nielsen into over 100 films, full of thousands of gut twisting laughs. Surely he will go down as one of comedy’s “Greats”. But please, don’t call him Shirley.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Chrissy Martin: Shot Stabbed...and Pissed


Last week, Orange County, Florida Investigators reported, bad ass ex-female boxing champion, Christy Martin, had been shot and stabbed in the torso and legs by her 66 year old husband, James Martin.  Her injuries were described as nonlife-threatening.  James Martin is considered by authorities to be dangerous to the public.
 
Run James run!  Run far away!  You had your chance to kill her, and you blew it.  The human wrecking ball of a woman is alive, and thanks to you, she now wants to take her revenge out on all men. 

Immediately upon being shot, stabbed and left for dead, Miss Terminator burst through her front door and ran down an Apopaka Florida Road (Meanwhile, James Martin disappeared like a fart in the wind).  A driver picked up the ex-brawler after spotting her running down the street covered in blood.  The helpful citizen then informed Martin they would immediately travel to the nearest hospital.  An unreliable source claims, Martin then replied, “No.  We find that bastard first.  I need my mouth piece and my Everlast gloves.  This means War!” 

James Martin is 5`10” tall, 160 pounds, and currently remains on the loose; although, to Christy Martin the bastard is considered to be “fucking dead meat”.