And the word on the street is…
Darvocets are getting yanked from U.S. pharmacy shelves. Apparently there’s a brand spanking new study linking the active ingredient propoxyphene, to serious and sometimes fatal abnormalities.
I call bullshit!
So what’s the real issue here? Is it that the little red pill is not effective enough at sinking its teeth into unsuspecting prey? Is it not addictive enough? Are pharmaceutical big dogs finally giving up on the “rarely” habit-forming, mini-poppers? Maybe they’re ceasing production on the waste of time, pussy pills to concentrate on the real money makers. Everybody knows synthetic, raw dog, heroin is where it’s at! Oxycontin, oxycodone, hydrocodone, morphine, whatever they want to dress it up as…now these are the pharmaceutical companies “true” safe bets.
America, it’s official…86 the Darvocets. You have been phased up! Hello Vicodin!