If you know me, you know I bite the hell out of my finger nails. My memory bank fails to take me to a time that I sported a full rack of 10 well manicured nails. I have no idea how the habit started or if it will ever end. Never has there been a person that I have met that feast upon phalanges with the precision I do.
Then came Lebron James. This guy performs cuticle cunnilingus that would make Colonel Sanders' wife raise from her Kentucky grave and moan " finger lickin good".
2 comments:
That is the most unusual description of nail biting I have ever seen. Not sure what I think of this!
Great poem by your son. Although I am not a Browns fan.
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